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Optimus Prime

from SUSTENANCE by Dimension Bill Edwards

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    Bill Edwards' first novel, MIGHTY BLOOD MASTER, written under their spiritual pseudonym, Toseki.

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lyrics

Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Transform for you.

it happened at the top of the Empire State building
broadcast on National TV.
Look at that beautiful blonde
railing that machine.

Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Transform for you.

Now they met at Martini Corner
he immediately popped a boner
her lips acted like a homing missile
in my nightmares hear her moaning,
"fuck me deeper, 18-wheeler..."

Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Transform for you.

and the wife said the reason she'd been having this affair with Optimus Prime was because

"Wolverine's been giving head to my husband
Wolverine's been giving head to my husband
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Mutate for you."

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from SUSTENANCE, released February 20, 2022

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Dimension Bill Edwards Edwardsville, Kansas

"Rural sci-fi existentialists" asked by the higher powers to establish creative freedom in the most unlikely locations.

Embracing a literary compost pile of poetry, history, rock 'n' roll, hip-hop, and scriptures;

uncoiling songs both fictional and emotional, true to life, and true to life on the astral planes, Bill Edwards clogs
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