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Matt Watt is a Robot

from SUSTENANCE by Dimension Bill Edwards

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lyrics

we don't burn books, yeah, we sell 'em for drugs
we don't burn books, yeah, we sell 'em for drugs
Matt Watt was the only that said,
"DOES NOT COMPUTE."

Matt Watt, Matt Watt
he is not human, he is a robot
Matt Watt, Matt Marion
Matt Watt

he's the Disc Golf annihilator
and he's the lethal mental terminator
that's why he be speaking like Schwarzenegger
after doing a keg-stand
at a 7-keg kegger

and God knows he's an English major
and God knows he's an atheist
who suffers deeply from bibliomania.

At night he's a criminal deranger
danger-danger, Matt Watt's on the perimeter
danger-danger, corrupt cop manslayer say
your final prayers to the Kansas Stars x2

cuz you're about ready to get busted down real hard
by that pot smoking Robocop taking one last whiskey shot
before exposing departmental corruption
in the name of robotic justice

Matt Watt, Matt Watt
he is not human, he is a robot
Matt Watt, Matt Marion
Matt Watt

left handed, not named Brandon
"Feed me Oil," he has commanded.
"Fly to Finland," he has demanded,
"I must seek the love of my life --- of my life --- of my life."

Stepped outside and rocked his jet-boots
won the National Finnish Disc Golf Championship
with a discus flip, yeah,

we don't burn books, we sell 'em for drugs
we don't burn books, yeah, we sell 'em for drugs
Matt Watt was the only one that said,
"DOES NOT COMPUTE."

credits

from SUSTENANCE, released February 20, 2022
Matt Watt quote, "God knows he's an atheist."

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Dimension Bill Edwards Edwardsville, Kansas

"Rural sci-fi existentialists" asked by the higher powers to establish creative freedom in the most unlikely locations.

Embracing a literary compost pile of poetry, history, rock 'n' roll, hip-hop, and scriptures;

uncoiling songs both fictional and emotional, true to life, and true to life on the astral planes, Bill Edwards clogs
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