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First Meatball in Space
05:21
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"Hi, I'm Bill
and welcome to my Dimension!"
Donnin' the Romulus
packin' astonishment
launch the meatwad into the elements!
Goofball this beefball
is easily equaling the Big Bang
or Apollo 11
to take a seat upon a starry plate:
FIRST MEATBALL IN SPACE SPACE SPACE
Bounce out your castle
and hop in my ride.
My potentially flammable vehicle
carrying the sublimely spherical
beefy orb.
Cosmo-Cosmonaut
by helium balloon moonshot.
LIVE ON KKFI
warpin' into orbit and at the space station
satellite gyration
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud!
Satellite gyrations!
Got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud!
Orchids blooming indigo
chandeliered ballroom celestial
Cupini's catering
Boulevard orchestrating a liquid splash: SPACE CAMP X2
quarking Martians forking famous meatball portions
while they read the postcards
from your kids: FIRST MEATBALL IN SPACE SPACE SPACE
Albondiga en espacio
objectos no identificado miramos
no fronterizo en Kosmos
interminable, interminable
Primero albondiga en SPACE SPACE SPACE
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud
satellite gyrations
got me spinning thru a nebulous cloud
satellite gyRAY
SIIIIILLLLLLEEEENNNNNNCCCEEEEE
the timeless meatball is
on the verge
of weightless ((WITHOUT WEIGHT!!!!!))
historians
on the galactic counsel
have informed me
9 centuries cannot erase
this night
the tracers
trace: FIRST MEATBALL IN SPACE SPACE SPACE
"HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!!!!"
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2. |
Matt Watt is a Robot
04:11
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we don't burn books, yeah, we sell 'em for drugs
we don't burn books, yeah, we sell 'em for drugs
Matt Watt was the only that said,
"DOES NOT COMPUTE."
Matt Watt, Matt Watt
he is not human, he is a robot
Matt Watt, Matt Marion
Matt Watt
he's the Disc Golf annihilator
and he's the lethal mental terminator
that's why he be speaking like Schwarzenegger
after doing a keg-stand
at a 7-keg kegger
and God knows he's an English major
and God knows he's an atheist
who suffers deeply from bibliomania.
At night he's a criminal deranger
danger-danger, Matt Watt's on the perimeter
danger-danger, corrupt cop manslayer say
your final prayers to the Kansas Stars x2
cuz you're about ready to get busted down real hard
by that pot smoking Robocop taking one last whiskey shot
before exposing departmental corruption
in the name of robotic justice
Matt Watt, Matt Watt
he is not human, he is a robot
Matt Watt, Matt Marion
Matt Watt
left handed, not named Brandon
"Feed me Oil," he has commanded.
"Fly to Finland," he has demanded,
"I must seek the love of my life --- of my life --- of my life."
Stepped outside and rocked his jet-boots
won the National Finnish Disc Golf Championship
with a discus flip, yeah,
we don't burn books, we sell 'em for drugs
we don't burn books, yeah, we sell 'em for drugs
Matt Watt was the only one that said,
"DOES NOT COMPUTE."
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3. |
Mickey Marvelous
03:39
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Deep Space Ranger
from planet earth
looking to unite the universe
no one there believed in us
except Uzbekistan
they believe in us!!
trained Mickey up in his backyard
stuck him in a rocket pointed to the stars!!
Mickey Marvelous.
Mickey Marvelous.
What's up with your carbon clothes, Mickey Marvelous?
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous?
Friendship fuels his appetite, Mickey Marvelous!
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous?
Radars detected him
in Sector C
intercepted transmissions of his tragedy
starvin' on account of depleted rations,
so we nursed him to health with our fermentations.
He said,
"Ewww, I don't feel good.
Do you have some food?"
then he took a bite of alien
and started to chew!!
What excellent affection!!
What a vision of Love!!!
yet... he's apologizing endlessly
for what he's done,
Mickey Marvelous.
What's up with your carbon clothes, Mickey Marvelous?
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous?
Friendship fuels his appetite, Mickey Marvelous!!
Are you some kind of dream, Mickey Marvelous??!!!!
Mickey Mickey,
O, you're so Mickey Marvelous --------
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4. |
Surrealberry HiLL
03:16
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"Are they windows?" (asks Sebastian)
"Barley sidewalks," (says Elizabeth)
Thru the streetlight
constellations.
Is it Friendship or merely pizza?
Circumstances were undeserved.
Hydroplaning along Suicide Curve.
The night is standing still.
I'm slipping by my Window SeaL.
becoming a voodoo doll
up on Surrealberry, up on Surrealberry HiLL
Egyptian Book of the Dead:
"PRISTINE! MAKE ME STRONG
AGAINST THE SLAYER OF MY FATHER!
I HAVE OBTAINED
POWER OVER THE 2 EARTHS.
BIND UP MY VERTEBRAE NUUT!!"
i guess it was just pizza anyway. you took a slice and walked away.
Introverted
asshole
in an
isolated chamber,
the only member,
feeling the window pane. And if you're hurting, we all are hurting. The air is broken.
100 degrees... we have to Open!!
Headlights crashlanding along Suicide Curve.
The night is standing still. I'm slipping by my
Window SeaL.
becoming a voodoo doll
up on Surrealberry, up on Surrealberry HiLL
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5. |
Pillow-Head
02:28
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Pillow-Head
Don't need a bed
I saw it on As Seen On TV
Custom-made for each day of the week
Fashion fad for the party people
passed-out 'neath the table
with your head on a chair.
We have cushion instead of hair.
Pillow-Head, people,
let us sleep anywhere.
Pillow-Head
Don't need a bed
swervin' off the side of the road
Pillow Head will soften the blow
If you like to drink that whiskey till dawn
then, crash-out on your neighbor's lawn.
From her frontporch Neighbor Jackson say,
"Pillow-Head Girl gonna sleep all day."
I passed-out in an evergreen on a 13th story balcony
with my arms wrapped around a stuffed angel.
I woke refreshed
Eyed dawn.
Set out to cause more chaos.
All Thanks to my Pillow Head!
I passed-out on top of a moving train.
A train robbery was going on underneath me.
I could hear shouting.
I stood up in the cold wind,
my ears kept warm by my Pillow Head.
I slipped, fell, landed head-first along the tracks,
but my Pillow Head acted as a helmet.
Knocked unconscious,
I slept well, woke well rested.
Ready for another day of concussions.
All thanks to my Pillow Head!
Pillow Head
Don't need a bed
I saw it on As Seen On TV
Custom-Made for each day of the week...
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Saturn V
03:07
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if you're wondering where we are
we're on vacation in Outer Spa
got to get away from Communo-Space-Foods
consume something good
Sittin' on a crescent moon
listening to some groovy tunes
the only thing keeping me alive
Tokin' on a Saturn V
O my how vacation flies
when you watch the bouncy-ball go by
GNOC gives us the supplies
so that we may survive
Electronic Cigarette,
you're the one that I love best.
One toke, three tokes,
she gets me high
Tokin' on a Saturn V
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7. |
EnTrance
05:55
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welcome to the Outside.
do you have an appointment?
i'll buzz you in
at the Hall Entrance
at the Hall Entrance
4 digit pin
cast you thru
to my home office,
but i'm out for Lunch.
"The chair is Empty.
Take a seat," the Closer tells you:::: sending in the Entrance
sending in the Entrance::::::::::
you receive the signal
rockin' thru your spinal
visionary symbols
assemble in a Worm Dance.
I can tell at a glance
you're new to the branch,
Level is Entrance, Level is Entrance.
the Cycle continues
are you an essential?
well, then, display your credentials>>>>> Forward on thru
to the approved circumference,
then you will surrender :
Give yourself to the Entrance.
Surrender to the Entrance.
Give yourself to the Entrance.
just surrender to the Entrance.
You receive the signal
respiratory lung-eaters living in the droplets.
do a Viral Worm Dance.
Let's get you up in finance.
Escalate &&&& Raise
into the Main Entrance.
into the Main Entrance.
Let your mind ease some. Peel that veal off the manskin bougie decorum. Has it been a century
since you came in that entry?
NETWORK THOUGHTWORK CLOCKWORK
GLITCH-GLITCH-GLITCHING
We're gliding over marbled cobalt.
Fastening the Deadbolt.
Locking in the Entrance.
the Cycle continues. Have you seen an Exit? I seem to have misplaced it! Stagnate air's smothering my lifeforce. 'm riding on a dark horse. I need access to a source of oxygen. This microcosm
breathtaking.
You receive the signal
subliminal
they're all up in your chemicals
gateways in your molecules
this doorbell is Fritzing-Fritzing-Fritzing
this doorknob is tearing my fingernail off
antechamber is an airport hangar
Furniture
reappearing disappearing reappearing
Bosses at the Summit Conference discuss
WHO WILL THEY RECYCLE NEXT?
And there is no escaping.
I won't find the keys.
Gatekeeper kibitzing - kibitzing - kibitzing
LIGHTSWITCH ripping
Sheetrock Magnate commences an Insider Meeting, "THIS IS AN INSIDER MEETING!
WELCOME TO THE INSIDE,
WELCOME TO THE INSIDE."
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Business TraveLLing
04:08
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"Fade in from another galaxy"
usta have aspirations
led my department in sales
Ambition brought travails
received a fine promotion
reppin' liquor for the corporation
DJ QUASAR'S COUSIN RAY
my associate or a phantasm
Business Travelling too long
Sirius to Andromeda
Tell me, which earth is this? I don't Recognize
In a motel on the Event Horizon
desensitizing to what I'm supplying.
Not buying? I'll change your perspective
Toss your body into the Black Hole
Death card Tarot dealt by the pharaoh
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should've expected
paperwork rejected
stock market crash, so I'm lottery scratchin'
in the Transporter reality unraveling
quantums break my Cellular Core
business travelling too long
Sirius to Andromeda
Tell me, which earth is this? I don't Recognize
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9. |
Narcissus
03:47
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10. |
Electric Flying Monkee
02:29
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My replacement flying monkee
got struck by a lightning bolt.
Now he's an electric flying monkee!!
Don't let him go
to the grocery store
he'll eat all
the lightning bolts
send him
to Outer Space
when his tummy's hungry
My replacement flying monkee
got struck by a lightning bolt.
Now he's an electric flying monkee!!
He doesn't bother
with the thunder.
He leaves that up
to his brother.
He's got the fires
to build his flyers.
His pet jellyfish is so funky
My replacement flying monkee
got struck by a lightning bolt.
Now he's an electric flying monkee!!!
His eyeballs
are lightbulbs
that illuminate OZ.
Ain't it odd
when he's soaring
his metallic wings are so dreamy
my replacement flying monkee
got struck by a lightning bolt.
Now he's an electric flying monkee!!
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11. |
Lady Lost Love
02:42
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it never used to be like this
my eyes are open wide
i tried and i tried,
but i can't get thru.
i wish i had a rocketship
i wish i had U
iF Only
iF Only
baby you come home.
I'm illustrated in a magazine.
I'm up on the TV.
Walk the moon beneath my feet,
but you ain't, no you ain't, no you ain't
here with me,
My Lady Lost Love.
You're my Lady, my Lady Lost Love.
i don't know where you runoff to.
i don't know where you hide.
Travel to the Green Wall of Sloan
iF Only
iF Only
i could be by your side,
my Lady Lost Love.
You're my Lady, my Lady Lost Love.
my thoughts are running wild just thinking about forever, if i could only find you then we could be together. You could have my baby,
my Lady Lost Love.
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12. |
Optimus Prime
03:35
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Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Transform for you.
it happened at the top of the Empire State building
broadcast on National TV.
Look at that beautiful blonde
railing that machine.
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Transform for you.
Now they met at Martini Corner
he immediately popped a boner
her lips acted like a homing missile
in my nightmares hear her moaning,
"fuck me deeper, 18-wheeler..."
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
Optimus Prime is fuckin' my wife
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Transform for you.
and the wife said the reason she'd been having this affair with Optimus Prime was because
"Wolverine's been giving head to my husband
Wolverine's been giving head to my husband
I don't know what to do, I just can't
Mutate for you."
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(Boom Boom Bah
Boom Ba-Boom Bah Bah)
Lost out in space again
with my eyes on the heavens seeing them
starships come flooding in
across the sky-towers of Kansas City
plant their Mothership in my backyard.
Beings emerge out of the blue light
their tall white bodies made of light.
they speak in words that must be psychic
cuz in my mind I hear them way,
"We hail, we are, we come,
We come, we are, we hail
from the Outskirts of the Zone of Love."
Board this ship and we blast off
see earth become a distant rock.
accelerate to speeds
beyond lightspeed,
a syringe in my arm, they tell me,
"DMT's the only food you need
to survive a wormhole jump jump jump." (Don't Jump)
My eyes close and I dream of dreamers
who hold in their hands broken dreams
who hold in their hearts broken love,
The only cure you know is more dreams & love.
More dreams & love.
Shaken to waken by a 3-pronged hand.
"Where are we?" I demand.
I heard a voice and it must be psychic
cuz in my mind I heard them say,
"we are Soon to Land
in the Outskirts of the Zone of Love.
Soon to Land
in the Outskirts of the Zone of Love."
ABSTRACT VOCAL SECTION 1
Then down a ramp
I am lead
the planet not Mars,
but it is red.
I see that the sky has no clouds.
Outer space is a Void.
I ask the leader, "Yo,
what's the cause?"
It tells me that where we are
is where the Universe enters God.
On the horizon
I see spiraling stairs
that disappear into the Void.
Overrun with emotions
I begin to run
across these plains of rocky crimson.
At the foot of the stairs
I kneel and weep.
I pray the Lord my soul to keep.
Then step by step I begin to climb
into the deepness of the divine
until Me is Thee and Thee is Me
and there is no speak
of you and I anymore.
And we all shine on
from the Outskirts of the Zone of Love.
Shine on Shine on Shine on
from the Outskirts of the Zone of Love
ABSTRACT VOCAL 2
Shine on Shine on Shine on
from the Outskirts of the Zone of Love.
(Boom Boom Bah
Boom Ba-Boom Bah Bah)
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Dimension Bill Edwards Edwardsville, Kansas
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uncoiling songs both fictional and emotional, true to life, and true to life on the astral planes, Bill Edwards clogs
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